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Archive for the ‘Viewer Mail’ Category

For today’s viewer mail, we’ve decided to pull a classic letter from our archives from a man named Menelaus. He writes:
Dear Al,
My wife recently ran away with another man, and I’ve kind of started a war over it. I’ve been besieging Troy for about 10 years so far. Is 10 years too long for [...]

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As I look through the hundreds of mail I get every day, I find that there’s one question that I get all the time: “if I were hypothetically to meet a girl and take her on a first date, where should I take her?” Sure, you could always show her that you’re not creative [...]

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Viewer Mail!

I’m starting a new segment called “Viewer Mail” where I share my fan mail with you.
Today’s letter comes from CapitalOne. He writes:
CapitalOne auto buying. We’re your shortcut to a great deal.
Capital One Auto Buying makes car-buying easier.
Because you’re already a Capital One customer, you qualify for special, low, No Hassle pricing on a huge selection [...]

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