Posted in Al Observes Things on June 19, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Today, I concluded that:
there’s nothing you can do with an iPhone 3GS that you can’t do with a gun"
This can be interpreted in two ways:
Any task that can be performed with an iPhone 3GS can also be performed without an iPhone 3GS and instead with a gun that you use to coerce people into accomplishing [...]
Posted in Al Observes Things on June 17, 2009 | 3 Comments »
I was originally going to write a post comparing the iPhone 3GS with a gun, but then I saw the new Taylor Swift video and had to write about it:
First, this video is adorable. As usual!
But what I find interesting are the parallels between this video and Avril Lavigne’s video [...]
Posted in Al Observes Things on March 28, 2009 | 1 Comment »
To all you folks dating in the new millennium — I know you’re young and have plenty of time to make mistakes before you find what you’re ultimately looking for. But let me impart some wisdom on you.
A lot of you are looking for a significant other that is:
smart
witty
unique
successful
But let me warn you — though [...]
Posted in Al Observes Things on March 6, 2009 | 3 Comments »
My apartment complex people hired the Green Police to go through all of the apartments and make energy-saving optimizations. I was absolutely thrilled to get new, energy saving light bulbs at no additional cost to me. However, in the following cases, I think they may have gone too far:
They replaced my personal halogen reading light [...]
Posted in Al Observes Things on March 1, 2009 | 2 Comments »
There’s one phrase that I seem to hear way more than anyone should, and that’s, “…but I don’t want to look like Al.”
Why do I hear it so often? Because whenever the topic of physical fitness comes up, it ends up resulting in someone trying to convince someone else to try lifting weights. And [...]
Posted in Al Observes Things on February 27, 2009 | 3 Comments »
In the following sequence of events that occurred today, I made exactly one mistake. See if you can identify which one it was.
Thursday, February 26
8:59 AM – Wake up. Look out the window and see snow.
9:00 AM – Check work email to see if people are going to work today.
9:18 AM – Head to work
5:40 [...]
Posted in Al Observes Things on February 26, 2009 | 3 Comments »
I am not perfect. Nobody is. The following is a short tale of a mistake that I made. You will be given the opportunity to think about what you would’ve done in this situation.
Sunday morning, 10:00am – I take out the trash and replace the trash bag.
Sunday evening, 7pm – Upon making dinner, I realize [...]
Posted in Al Observes Things, Movies on February 18, 2009 | 1 Comment »
You know the scene in Romeo Must Die where Jet Li’s character is losing in a fight to a girl because he “can’t hit a girl,” so instead, he maneuver’s Aaliyah’s character’s body to fight the girl?
If you think about it, he’s really hitting two girls…
Posted in Al Observes Things on January 28, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
You know those “science” people that are all like, “there are tiny particles a billionth the diameter of a human hair,” or “you can fit a million earths in the sun”? Do you ever get the sense that they’re exaggerating just a bit?
Yeah, atoms are small, and Jupiter’s big, but please, a billionth? That’s a [...]
Posted in Al Observes Things on January 26, 2009 | 1 Comment »
its country pop starr taylor swift!!!!
ZOMG
taylor at the country music awwards
taylor wihtout ne makeup!
taylor on TRL omg
taylor in front of a brown car
taylor breathes and sleeps on music lol
taylor again!
more taylor!
shoes are for losers.
hello!
This blog post was written while listening to Taylor Swift’s songs “Tell Me Why,” “Breathe,” and the first minute and eighteen seconds [...]
