Here’s a page from my autobiography. It was actually written by Jon Epstein and is an account from his life:
I was walking down the aisle to my seat today, and when I got close to my row, I saw a pretty girl sitting in one of the seats that would be next to mine. But then, when I got closer, I saw that it was actually row 35, three rows ahead of mine. I look three rows further and see a fat man in the seat next to mine. I looked up and said, “thanks, God.”